Good grief. What is this world coming to? My rubbish bin at home got nicked yesterday. I mean, what kind of people would go around and steal other people's rubbish bins for God's sake. A rubbish bin, a grotty old yucky rubbish bin. Why steal it? it's disgusting and can only be used for putting out garbage. You can't sell it, it's numbered so you can't put it out onto the street. Why?

 

It's the last straw, I tell you, in this awful world of injustice. I don't need this to happen.